How to get into Singfest without ticket

Ticket manager: Eh! Ticket leh?!
Wannabe: I am Alicia Keys' mother Clarke Keys!
Ticket manager: Okay go go go!

Ticket manager: Eh! Ticket leh?!
Wannabe: YOU BETTER LET ME IN OR ELSE I TELL THEM GO PUT ERP GANTRY IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE!
Ticket manager: Ok ok go go go!

See? The ticket manager is veri the stoopeed.
Or, as we call it, manyzer. -.-

No offense, Alicia :)

Miss Danker